My friends and fellow oyster lovers, as a finalist candidate in the Great Oyster Decider Election of ’08, I’m asking for your vote in the upcoming election, sponsored by MarxFoods.com, so I can win four dozen fresh Puget Sound oysters. I promise to fete my supporters with Oyster Po’ Boys and Beer ’til the cows come home. Just stop on by Oyster Headquarters in Seattle’s lovely Mt. Baker neighborhood. Now that’s a promise, y’hear!
Vote early…and often!